JokezZz:
1.)A plane was riding and crashed inbetween USA and Canada. Where did they barry survivors?
Answer: You dont bary survivors!
2.)A guy had a rooster and it layed an egg in the neighbours yard. Whos egg is it?
Answer: Roosters dont lay eggs!
3.)Your the bus driver. On the first stop 2 people got off and 2 people got on. On the second stop 3 people got
off and 5 people came on. On the thirst stop 4 people got off and 1 person got on. Whos the bus driver?
Answer: You are! You stupid Lol =P
Combacks:
1.)By the way, the zoo called. The babboons want there butts back, so
you'll have to find a new face.
2.)Theres no "I" in slut and dumb but theres a "U"
3.)Life is good try to get one!
4.)Your not an ugly person your just a pretty monkey!
5.)I wish you were on tv, so I can switch you off!
6.)Everyone's entitled to be stupid, but you're abusing the privelidge
7.)Remember the time I said you were cool? I lied
8.)It's Nation Moron Week...Thanks for participating
9.)Mirrors can't talk and lucky for you they can't laugh either
10.)Your mama is so fat when she sat on a train she created the subway!
11.)This is a rake and shovel conversation, no hoes allowed.
12.)Eww!! Whats on your shoulders? Ohh, its just your face!
13.)It takes me 42 muscles to frown, but only 4 to raise my middle
finger and say Bite Me
14.)Theres no I in ugly, but theres a U
15.)Roses are red, violets are blue, GOd made me pretty, What happened
to you?
16.)Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, and so are you. But
the roses are wilting, the violets are dead the sugar bowl is empty
and so is your head!
17.)That's alright, that's okay, your gonna pump my gas someday!
18.)You can think your prettier than me...It's okay to lie to yourself
every once in a while.
19.)This is an A and B conversation, so C your way out of it before D
and E come and F you up.
20.)Cancel my subscripstions, because I'm over your issues
